in the future youre gonna be in the driverless car with your kids and the radio is going to say “kwow 106.8 the only TRUE oldies station in the tri-state area. here’s another non stop block of classic tracks from when we were young and music had a soul” and after the station stops plugging itself you will unironically hear the opening bars to rack city and you will turn it up to drown out the kids fighting over the one save slot in pokemon uppercase Y on the nintendo 6DS
On Saturday, I walked into JB Hi-Fi and the cute Google Chromecast girl finally convinced me to buy one (final nail in the coffin). Firstly, I have to figure out how to dewire that part of my brain that goes “If I buy this thing from cute girl, she will go out with me” because that makes NO sense at all. It never has made any sense, I don’t think it’s ever worked, not even in porn and in porn, sex happens for the filmiest reasons possible such as a chair falling over, a missed bus or stealing lemons from a tree.
But how was the Chromecast? Well..she was totally right. This Chromecast thing is amazing, fucking blew my mind right out of my fucking skull.
just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward